National Halloween Costumes

 

Go local this Halloween with these super Singaporean get-ups. Confirm win one.

 

1. Annabel Chong

(some of you boys may be too young to know who I am… Google it, come on)

You’ll need:

• Black, Anna-Wintour-bob wig
• Sheer bra and panty ensemble
• And a whole lotta confidence
• Come to think of it this maybe one works better if you’re a guy

 

2. Adrian Tan

 

You’ll need:

• A t-shirt that says “I wrote the Teenage Textbook”
• A copy of the Teenage Textbook, as proof that it’s an actual thing
• A clipped ACS-boy accent will help too

 

3. Tin Pei Ling

(or if you’re in a hurry, just do “peace fingers” at your cheeks and smile widely)

You’ll need:

• White button-down shirt and white trousers
• PAP lapel pin
• Empty Kate Spade bag box, with bow
• Bland personality and zero sense of humour
• Kawaii pose with peace sign is optional

 

4. Opposition leader, Low Thia Khiang

You’ll need:

• Pastel blue shirt and pants
• Receeding hairline
• Placard saying: Bring back Teletext!

 

5. Riz Low

You’ll need:

• Leopard print-anything
• To pronounce it “leper preenz” all night
• A fake Miss World tiara
• Sash that says: “Hashtag Boomz”

 

6. Xiaxue

You’ll need:

• A long blonde wig, fake eylashes and over the top makeup and nails
• As much sparkly pink stuff as possible
• Kawaii peace sign pose is mandatory

 

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