MCE: Let the crazy acronyms begin!

 

The Marina Coastal Expressway had just opened and now, it is time for YOU… yes YOU dear reader to make history by being the first Singaporean to coin a new secondary acronym for it, SOOOOO…..

….LET THE CRAZY ACRONYMS BEGIN!

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1. Monsoon Canal Expressway

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This expressway doesn’t fear ponding, it’s already underwater!

 

2. Many Confusion Expressway

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How can confuse ah? It’s just an entrance into a tunnel…’srsly!

 

3. More Congestion Expressway

Like Sardines in a Can

It’s a tunnel, there’s nothing to see… faster move on…

 

4. More Money to Collect ERP

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Eh LTA peepur, can make your toll machine cheaper or not har?

 

5. Many Closure Everyday

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Hasn’t happened yet, but then MCE hasn’t experienced full-on monsoon season yet ;)

 

6. Minum Coffee Encik

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Especially if there’s slow traffic in the tunnel

 

7. Mai Cheong Expressway

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For TP’s next anti-speeding campaign

 

8. Mata Catch-U Expressway

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Got speed camera many many, so don’t speed hor.

 

Tell us anymore you can think of!

 

 

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