10 #FirstWorldProblems that are Uniquely Singapore

 1. Lunchtime at the hawker centre, but I forgot my tissue & umbrella.

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2. On the bus: Not sure if lady is pregnant… or just fat.

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3. I gave up my seat. She’s just fat.

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4. Cancelled a taxi booking and now the uncle is giving me SMS rage.

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5. The SMRT gantry cannot sense my EZ-link card and now everybody thinks I’m a complete moron. I swear my card has money and it is in definitely this bag.

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6. I was so hungry I tucked into my food before taking a photo of it. NOW it has my toothmark in it. How to instagram like that?

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7. Inside the office, polar vortex, outside the office operation desert storm! This hot cold, hot cold stuff is like a bad relationship.

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8. I came up with a brilliant fake MC, now I’m too scared to leave my house in case I get caught by a colleague.

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9. I donated $1 to the student selling flags but forgot to take a sticker. Now when I say I already donated… I look like a douche.

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10. I took one wrong turn – now there’s 10 ERP gantries I have to cross!

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