Why the Government should step in to save Zouk

10. Because without Zouk the birthrate will go down.

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9. Because without Zouk, Hong Lim Park will be your next biggest Whine Bar.

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8. Because Mambo night courses at Community Centers are. very. lame.

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7. Because otherwise, the next nearest Zouk will be in Kuala Lumpur. And you don’t want to lose face to Kuala Lumpur.

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6. It will help you shed the icy-cold-logic-technocratic skin.

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5. Zouk’s audience hold the biggest pie for votes – the disgruntled 20something who thinks voting for opposition is cool

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4. Because generations of Singaporeans grew up with Zouk. How many establishments can you actually use the words “generations of Singaporeans grew up with” anymore?

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3. Because bureaucracy has copied too many of Zouk’s ideas – foam parties, mambo nights, beach parties. (And all of them also #culture #fail)

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2. 23 years is no easy feat, for any business – and you’re letting it die because of property fat cats?

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1. Because it is a living legend – known across the globe. 

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