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So yesterday we were told divorce rates are increasing and marriage rates are dropping. Damn, that’s depressing news. As a woman, I thought I’d better share a thing or two before these numbers get worse…guys, read up… then do your nation proud by making us a few babies!
1. The Apollo’s Belt
Ok, we’re shallow. So let’s get this out of the way first :P
2. Emotional stability
Because there are so many fish in pond, we need to be convinced why you want to be with us. If you can’t explain this in two sentences, within 30 seconds – you’re in the friend-zone.
3. Financial security
We don’t need you to pay for us – today’s women are just happy you can keep up with our lifestyle. But of course a bit of generosity every now and then doesn’t harm.
4. Comfortable With Physical Contact
We like men who are comfortable with expressing non-sexual affection freely. Hugs, innocent skin-to-skin contact and the such are usually nice to have. Not everything physical has to do with bumping the nasties.
5 Animal-Lovers And Likes Children
Ever seen a guy handle kids and animals well? He’s definitely a keeper. It’s all gotta do with the guy being capable of caring for something that has no ability to fend for itself or benefit him.
6. A Master Chef (or an attempted one)
A man know who’s how to whip up a Hainanese Chicken Rice dinner or impress the parents with a multi-course meal is one to keep for.
7. Eloquence
Sure, you may be fluent in Hokkien, but that’s not enough! There’s just something about the way a man carries himself (classily) when he speaks eloquently that we find oh so sexy! The only time dirty words are okay is in the bedroom.
I mean, check out this interview with Ryan Gosling!
8. Spontaneity
We like men who take charge of a situation and push the relationship forward. We like men who take initiative. We don’t ask for new things every second of our lives but dare to take a step out of the norm in our shared times. It keeps things interesting.
9. A Sense Of Humour
There’s only so much a pretty face or a hot body can do in the long run. What better than to have your personal Hossan Leong? Someone who’s witty enough, to make the funniest statements!
10. Ambition
There’s nothing worse than a lazy ass who’s contented with his lot in life. You want your man to be a go-getter, to have dreams and to fight for it. Not to stay at home and be engrossed with Facebook.
[plinker]
