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Tonight is lady’s night – so gentlemen, try these and let us know how it goes…
1. People call me Kopi-O. coz I’m hot, sweet, and I’ll keep you up all night.
2. So… do you come to this void deck often?
3. Do you eat lots of chilli padi or are you just damn hot stuff?
4. Baby you’re like the MRT because you’re always stuck in my head.
5. Hi, my name is Ah Meng, wanna have breakfast?
6. You’re so hot you’re like the summon aunty. Everybody runs to you when you’re here.
7. Come baby, let me drive my Ferrari down your MCE.
8. Me without you is like nasi lemak without ikan billis.
9. Are you an EZ-Link card? Because I could tap you all night long…
10. Eh, Ah Lian…wanna see something rise faster than the COE?
[plinker]
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