10 Pick-Up Lines That Only Work in Singapore

 

Tonight is lady’s night – so gentlemen, try these and let us know how it goes…

 

1. People call me Kopi-O. coz I’m hot, sweet, and I’ll keep you up all night.

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2. So… do you come to this void deck often?

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3. Do you eat lots of chilli padi or are you just damn hot stuff?

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4. Baby you’re like the MRT because you’re always stuck in my head.

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5. Hi, my name is Ah Meng, wanna have breakfast?

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6. You’re so hot you’re like the summon aunty. Everybody runs to you when you’re here.

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7. Come baby, let me drive my Ferrari down your MCE.

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8. Me without you is like nasi lemak without ikan billis.

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9. Are you an EZ-Link card? Because I could tap you all night long…

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10. Eh, Ah Lian…wanna see something rise faster than the COE?

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