2015: TOP 10 SG HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

It’s that time of the year again.

Time to plan a Halloween costume that’s gonna get you the reaction you want.

Here at FSaaM, we’ve compiled a very Singaporean list, because, face it, we can create world news, be scary joke, and totally unbecoming, when we try very hard. Let’s pause a moment for that last joke to sink in.

Here are our Top 10 Halloween Costume Ideas.

10. Any Worker’s Party Politician.

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This Halloween dress up as: Low Thia Khiang
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This Halloween dress up as: Sylvia Lim

WHAT YOU NEED: Blue Top, Red Hammer, A Loud Voice, A Frown, A Scowl, A Smirk, Great Command of Dialect, Bad Command of English.

9. Any PAP (People’s Action Party) Politician

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This Halloween dress up as: Any PAP Politician

WHAT YOU NEED: White Top, White Bottom, Awkward Shoes, A Lightning Sign, A Slogan, Non-Stop Smile, A Wave, A Selfie Stick… of course, compassion, patriotism, and stamina for door-to-door visits.

8. The Killer HAZE

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This Halloween dress up as: THE HAZE

WHAT YOU NEED: Bubble Wrap / Cotton Wool

 

7. SAMAN Aunty/Uncle

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This Halloween dress up as: SAMAN aunty/uncle

WHAT YOU NEED: Cap, Gloves, Shades, A Receipt Printer, and NO MERCY.

6. XIAXUE – she’s Singapore’s most famous person okay, don’t play play. (we googled)

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This Halloween dress up as: An Influencer

WHAT YOU NEED: Unicorn Hair, Nose, Eyes, and Make-Up.

5. Anton Casey

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This Halloween dress up as: Anton

WHAT YOU NEED: Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes, A Convertible, A Problem with Public Transport and its Commuters, and a Facebook account.

4. Amos Yee & Han Hui Hui – are we the only ones who think they should be a couple?

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This Halloween dress up as: HHH

 

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This Halloween dress up as: Amos Yee

WHAT YOU NEED: (Amos Yee) Bad Hair, Accent, Middle Finger, Banana. (HHH) Her Voice. A Loudspeaker. T-Shirt with words on it.

3.

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This Halloween dress up as: Sun Ho

WHAT YOU NEED: Not much talent

2.

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This Halloween dress up as: Serina Wee

WHAT YOU NEED: Pretty Innocent Face, Any dress from ASOS, and a designer handbag

1.

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This Halloween dress up as: Kong Hee

WHAT YOU NEED: Charisma, lots of charisma, lots of supporters, lots of money, a wife whose popularity is inflated, and a guilty face.

 

 

 

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