10 ways adding the word “strategic” to your words help you sound like a boss

  

Need to do something but need to make it sound like a big deal? At a loss of how to sound like a professional? Don’t fret – simply add the word “strategic” to your sentences and you’ll easily sound like someone who has things to do and places to go! We’ll show you how:

 

 10. I’m having a  necessary, strategic lunch with my friends…

 

9. We are having a round of strategic golf with our partners….

 

8. Join us for a round of strategic drinking and entertainment…

 

7. I need a strategic massage session to de-stress and increase productivity….

 

6. I bought this new dress for strategic imaging reasons…

 

5. The yawn was a strategic show of displeasure and boredom…

 

4. I needed a strategic nap to recalibrate my thinking…

 

3. The boss needs to give me a strategic wage increase for me to perform better…

 

2. I need a strategic pick-up line to speak with this fine young lady….

 

1. Strategically speaking, our company needs strategic strategies to help us strategize our sentences making them sound like a big deal.

 

 

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I am a satirical writer. I offend. And I urge you not to take me too seriously.

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