10 things i’d like to do to the Chief Maintenance Officer at SMRT

 

10. Trap him/her in a lift for an hour

The lift is closed

 

 

9. Make him/her walk from Jurong East to Tanah Merah by rail track

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8. Put headphones on him/her and play “Train is coming” jingle 24 hours for a week

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7. Confiscate his/her collection of luxury cars

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6. Foot the bill for all transport increases for the next year

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5. Parade him/her around in an SMRT float during Chingay. And make it break down

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4. Lock him/her at Bishan MRT in the tunnel alone at midnight during the 7th month

(For you fellas who don’t know your history, Bishan MRT was a large grave before it was a new town)

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3. Print his/her face on urinals in the men’s toilet. Will help with the aiming

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2. Lock him/her up with cable tie

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1. Find him/her a new job – so that we can do ours on time

 

And in closing, we hope someone will do them a song like they have done so in London:

 

 

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